Filled up for $3.47. The employee said it's below what the gas costs them. The White House said nobody's covering the difference. So the pump just… loses money, as a hobby? Five stars, one raised eyebrow.
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Now proudly existing in Greater Philadelphia. We're as surprised as you are.
Running: time without answers
Time since the President announced the company — during which nobody has explained who finances it, or how gas sold "way below our costs" involves, quote, no subsidy from any person or entity.
On July 1st, 2026, the President announced a gas station chain nobody could find. The photo in his post was AI-generated. The company's paperwork was eight days old. By the holiday weekend, 25 existing stations had new signs. Most companies get founded, then announced, then noticed. This one got announced, then materialized. That's not a startup. That's a séance.
Just as I promised, Oil Prices are plummeting FAST, and Gas Prices at the pump are dropping too, but not as fast as they should be. As we approach America's 250th Birthday, I am pleased to announce that a VERY smart Retailer, located throughout the Northeast, is stepping up, and wishing the People of Philadelphia a "Happy Birthday!" On July 3rd, the Freedom Fuel Network will be lowering gas prices at 25 "FREEDOM FUEL" Stations across the Greater Philadelphia Area. — Donald J. Trump, Truth Social, July 1, 2026
Correction, July 11: This site originally reported that Freedom Fuel Network did not exist. We regret the error — though in our defense, so did Google Maps, two state business registries, and everyone who looked at the AI-generated gas station in the announcement photo. The stations are real. Here is what public records and reporting say actually happened:
The same week he announced your cheap gas, he filed his yearly money report. It says he made about $1.4 billion from crypto in 2025. Meanwhile the gas is being sold below what it costs, and the White House swears nobody is covering the difference. Both halves of that sentence cannot be having a good time.
More than $500 million came from World Liberty Financial. That is the crypto company he runs with his sons. His meme coin once sold for $74. It now trades under $2. The fans who bought it lost most of their money. His family did not.
And the backdrop: the reason gas got expensive at all is the war with Iran — started on his orders in February, after which Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz and the national average blew past $4.20. A June ceasefire had prices falling. On July 8 he declared the ceasefire over, and they're rising again: $3.88 and climbing. So he raises the price at every station in America, lowers it at 25 of them for the cameras, and lets his press office film the gratitude. That's not energy policy. That's charging the whole country for a fire and selling buckets at one corner of it. Somebody, somewhere, is eating fifty cents a gallon on the buckets. The official answer is that nobody is. When this administration tells you nobody is paying, our advice is the same as always: find out who nobody is.
Numbers from his own financial disclosure, released June 30, 2026. It is 927 pages long. None of them mention gas stations.
Genuinely unbeatable. They're below cost. Which is less a price and more a question wearing a price's clothes.
Good news: the stations turned out to be findable. There are 25, they're real, and the company's own website lists them. Our patented locator has therefore been retrained on the things that still cannot be located.
The stations were findable all along. The answers are holding out.
Real stations, real customers, really cheap gas. The reviews are in, and they are all the same review.
Filled up for $3.47. The employee said it's below what the gas costs them. The White House said nobody's covering the difference. So the pump just… loses money, as a hobby? Five stars, one raised eyebrow.
The most beautiful gas stations ever built, frankly. Big strong men come up to me, tears in their eyes, and say, "Sir, sir, who is financing this?" And I tell them: Happy Birthday, Philadelphia.
A Philadelphia announcement that got weirder the more people looked into it? We have some experience with that. Parking lot's still available if anyone needs to explain anything.
Yes, and we owe you a correction. When the President posted, nobody could find the company: no stations on any map, no Pennsylvania or New Jersey registration, and an announcement photo that was AI-generated, with signage in no known alphabet. It turned out the company had been quietly formed in Delaware eight days earlier, and in the days after the post, 25 existing stations — former Sunocos, Shells, Gulfs, Valeros, and a Karco — put up new signs. We were wrong that it didn't exist. We were not wrong that something was off. See every other question below.
Officially: an LLC at a registered-agent address in Wilmington, Delaware, whose trademark attorney told The New York Times she is not authorized to disclose any information about the company. Unofficially: Delaware formation papers reported by The Newsground were signed by Randy Brown — a Baltimore Ravens special teams coach and former New Jersey mayor who calls himself a "proud Trump supporter" — and by Yoni Gontownik, a former commodities-trading executive, for PJA Properties LLC. Asked about the financing, the ownership, and the White House, none of them responded. A kicking coach and an oil trader launching a below-cost gas empire the President announces personally: we couldn't have made it up, and making things up about gas stations is our entire website.
Nobody will say. An employee told CBS News it's "way below our costs." The convenience-store industry's trade group puts Philadelphia-area wholesale above $3 a gallon before taxes, delivery, labor, and credit-card fees, and asks — direct quote — "who is taking the loss?" The White House's answer: no person or entity is subsidizing anything; the retailer is "simply reducing their margin." Reducing it to below zero. Also, by July 10 some pumps had already crept up to $3.57, so the tribute price is aging like the meme coin.
An excellent question. A brief history of your gas price: in February he started a war with Iran, Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz, and the national average blew past $4.20. In June there was a ceasefire, and prices fell. On July 8 he declared the ceasefire over, and they're climbing again — $3.88 and counting. Every turn in that chart was his call. The official explanation for the discount stations is that "they are doing this because they love the U.S.A." So, to recap the arrangement: his war raises prices at every pump in America; the discount lowers them at 25 pumps in one metro area; the price is a tribute to the 47th president; the promo videos are produced by his press office; and the financing comes from nobody, per his staff. If a foreign government ran this exact play, we would call it a propaganda gas station. We'd be right then, too.
Not at the pump — the pump loses money, on the record. His own financial disclosure, filed the same week, says he made about $1.4 billion from crypto in 2025. $635 million came from his meme coin. Over $500 million came from World Liberty Financial, the crypto firm he runs with his sons. His coin peaked at $74 and now trades under $2, so the fans who bought it took the loss. Fans take the loss, he takes the headline: that business model, at least, is proven.
No. The official site is the .com, which lists 25 locations, says "Your savings begin here," and does not answer messages. This is the .lol, which we'd argue is the more accurate suffix. We are a parody site with no affiliation to Freedom Fuel Network LLC, its owners, the Baltimore Ravens, the White House, or any retailer, smart or otherwise. We sell no gas. We do answer our email.
It's a parody. The facts on it, though, are sourced from public records and reporting by The New York Times, CBS News, Snopes, The Newsground, and the Philadelphia Inquirer. When the President announced this company, we said it didn't exist — so did all the available evidence. Then it started existing, and we corrected the record within days. We're told that's how it's supposed to work. The people who still haven't explained the below-cost gas are welcome to try it.